Oh, wait, here's Catalina again. She's sitting with Arlo and Randy at the Crab Shack as Randy tries to figure out how to cross Arlo off his list. Catalina tells Arlo he has a scar that looks just like Pam Anderson, and she runs off to get her camera to photograph it. Not at all a waste of Catalina, right? [I can't believe they still consider her a main character. - Z] Randy tells Arlo he understands him being jealous, because he used to get jealous, too, when Earl would make a new friend and spend less time with him. Arlo admits Zeke's never really spent that much time with him, except when their mom used to lock them in the closet so she could go out and drink. Arlo wishes they were more like Randy and Earl. Randy says Earl didn't always like hanging out with him, but Randy had to become the best little brother ever. Arlo thinks he's a pretty good little brother. Randy says, "Excuse me, but you're annoying and boring, and you smell like onions." Randy likes onions, but a lot of people don't. (And most people who do like onions don't like people smelling like them, but Randy probably wouldn't get that fine line.) But now Randy knows how to help Arlo.

He starts explaining how to be a good little brother: Always laugh at their jokes. We see Randy walk into his and Earl's hotel room, and Earl asks him what happens when two snails get in a fight. Answer: They slug it out. Randy laughs, as his voiceover tells Arlo that you laugh even when the joke's unfunny. We see Randy roll his eyes, but Earl doesn't. Then he tells Arlo in voiceover to take care of his brother when he doesn't groom himself. In flashback, Randy trims Earl's moustache while he sleeps. Randy goes on to put yourself in situations where your big brother can be your hero. In a flashback, Randy walks up to a girl and slaps her on the butt, but it's actually a guy with long hair. Randy tells Earl he's in danger and hides behind him. Earl yells at the guy that he better not mess with Randy, then gets real close to him to tell him what's going to happen, and the guy looks scared. Back in the present, Randy tells Arlo to brush up on his little brother duties. They practice their fake laughs.