Mavis and oh thank God, Edward, step off The Elevator to Spyland and make their way to the interrogation room, where the German is still strapped to that chair. Talk about cruel and unusual. Edward confidently strides around him with one of the red darts in his hand, explaining how painful and horrifying they are, a fact which the German will become intimately acquainted with soon if he doesn't give up his terrorist baddie buddies' headquarters. He gives Edward an address, and Edward stabs him in the neck with the dart, saying he'll take it out once he gets the real address. How'd he know?! Spies are psychic!

Seemingly some time later, by the effed up looks of the German, Edward goes into the other room to take a call from Henry's wife, who reminds him about their dirty hotel plans and we are assaulted with Edward's "I'm not sending you back any time soon" line again. I mean, honestly, can you imagine your significant other responding to "I love you" with that all the time? So annoying. Why doesn't she say anything? Is it what Henry says? This is literally keeping me up at night.

Cut to Henry waking up on a hilarious bearskin rug... thing, with his wife stirring next to him. They are naked as the day is long, and Henry is clearly just entering the scene in Edward's wake. Aaaaaaaaand we're introduced to the name of the episode: The Hummingbird. It's some sexual act Edward introduced her to, and she's simultaneously very grateful and very vague about it, and not at all suspicious that her partner of 19 years may be picking up these wild and crazy new bedroom moves from some ho. And because he's a total dick, Edward has written "You're welcome!" on Henry's right hand in black Sharpie to boot. Damn, Edward, that's cold. Give Henry a break -- he's going through some shit!

Henry's in another session with Saffron Burrows, complaining about how he can't be his wife's awesome, Hummingbird-performing dream man, and that that's putting a lot of pressure on him. He doesn't know if he can be this other guy, or if he even should be.