My Name Is Earl

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DeAnn Welker: A | 1724 USERS: B-
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Eye of the Tiger

They pull up to Clark Clark's and get out. Carl tells Earl to keep doing what he was doing in the car, at which point Earl begins singing every word of Eye of the Tiger. Kathy answers the door, and says Clark is doing a puzzle in the sunroom. Earl keeps singing, and when Clark walks up, the real Eye of the Tiger music starts and Carl decks Clark Clark. He tumbles to the ground, but Carl quickly follows, when Kathy punches him, screaming, "What the hell is wrong with you? He's half your size!" Earl keeps on singing, now inspiring Kathy more than Carl, as she continues to beat the crap out of him. Earl picks up a rock and throws it at her, and gives chase. Man, those were some good self-defense classes.

Carl and Earl sit on the curb. Earl thinks it must feel good to punch Clark Clark, but Carl says it doesn't feel good because Kay is who he really wants revenge on. He says he isn't going to fight her. He needs to get laid. As he walks off on his mission, Earl throws up in the street. Because apparently knowing Patty's "working girl" stories he can handle, but not knowing his dad might have sex.

Joy keeps playing the game with the eye, but Darnell promises the mailman he'll get it back if he can. Randy and his mom are sitting at the Crab Shack, and she's telling him way too much about how bad Carl is in bed. Randy throws his beer against the wall and says, "Oops. I'm going to get us more drinks." He goes to bar, and Joy asks him what's bothering him. He tells her what happened, and she crashes into Kay's bathroom stall, all: "Fee Fum Fie Fo, I smell the stink of a stank-ass ho." Those were her words, not mine. And Jaime Pressly can deliver that line if anyone can (and, trust me, no one else can). She's got a bone to pick since Kay apparently called her a "cheating piece of trash" back in the day. She also thinks they could have been friends if she'd known they both can't be satisfied by Hickey men. At that, Kay kicks her in the face. With her heel.

Kay says she's nothing like Joy because for Joy, cheating was a lifestyle. Joy looks in the mirror and has a big cut on her forehead. She screams, "Darnell, get me a rag. Somebody kicked me in the face in the bathroom again!"

My Name Is Earl

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