And with that, there are eight! And next week, two people are going home! Oh, thank heaven. And one will be gone within the first five minutes. Thank heaven again! Oh, and WAIT. The entire Cyrus family, I guess, minus Miley who is too busy earning all the money to keep the mom in jewel encrusted tank tops, is standing by Billy Ray as he wraps things up. This includes Billy Ray's punk son, who I think is wearing a wig to cover his face. He is the singularly most uncomfortable person I've ever seen on this show, and that's saying a lot. I would read his tell-all, particularly if it came out in leaflet form.
Have a happy and safe Fourth of July, everyone! And play some Merle!