Juliette finally shows up at the studio, and nonchalantly tells everyone she was off getting married. Glen of course had no idea, which leads Rayna to note that they should communicate better. Still quite shocked, Glen asks if Juliette at least got a prenup, and Juliette in turn asks if she looks like an idiot. Is pink macaroni pink? Juliette just wants to get the song over with so she can go home to her hot husband and plan her honeymoon. Rayna asks for a moment to talk alone with the beautiful bride, but lest you think your dreams of her imparting maternal wisdom to Juliette are to come true, this is a business conversation, with three tablespoons of bitchery. When Rayna says she wants to start the tour on Sunday, Juliette asks why she even wants to go on the road together since the two women hate each other. Rayna claims to only hate sunburns and hangovers, and says this is just business. Juliette asks if everything is okay at home (knowing full well that it's not) and Rayna tells her that marriage is complicated. Even the Kardashian-esque marriage that Juliette has just entered into. Rayna snarkily asks if Juliette follows politics, to which Juliette snarkily replies, "Just the scandals," to which Rayna snarkily replies that Juliette would know something about that. These ladies need each other equally at this point, and Rayna asks a simple, "You in?"
Juliette returns home and greets Sean, but becomes less enthusiastic when she sees the scowling Butler parents. They have learned the wedding news, and Juliette (with snark left over from her conversation with Rayna) asks if she should call them mom and dad. Sean's dad says that Sean needs to stop and think this through. And really, it's a little late for that. Monster-in-Law surprisingly agrees with Sean that they need to respect his decision, but in turn Sean has to respect their family. Before news of the elopement gets out, she wants the whole thing "done right," e.g. in the eyes of God. She requests an actual ceremony, this month, for close family and friends only. They, like, own the church so scheduling should be no problem. Juliette says that this request might be difficult given that she's leaving Sunday to go on tour with Rayna. This is news to Sean, but Monster-in-Law doesn't even care except to say that they'll have to have the wedding on Saturday. Juliette's in. Welcome to the family!