Nashville
I Can't Help It (If I'm Still in Love with You)

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Vulnerability Study
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Previously: Aging country music superstar Rayna Jaymes wished that she could do it all over again and simultaneously change nothing and everything, thus blowing apart the entire time-space continuum. Throw in a truck and whiskey, and that would make a pretty avant-garde country song. She had to deal with a lot of bullshit, and primary among the dung was the suggestion from her label that she open for chart-topping tart Juliette Barnes. To make matters worse, Juliette put all of her efforts into seducing Rayna's very close ex, Deacon Claybourne, and Rayna's evil father convinced her deadbeat husband to run for mayor. That may sound like a good thing, but it's not. Thankfully, trusty music legend Watty White called Rayna with an idea. Let's hope it's a good one.

We enter with Rayna stuck in a traffic jam while taking her two girls to some sort of uniform-requiring school. She gets a burst of relatively mild road rage, since she's anxious to go see "Uncle Watty" after the drop-off. As a gaggle of pre-teen girls runs by with all sorts of hormone-induced excitement, Rayna's oldest daughter gets a text saying that Juliette Barnes is shooting a video in the middle of town. Thus, the traffic. Juliette WOULD do that shit during morning rush hour. The kids try to get out of the car and join the gaggle, but automatic locks save just a tiny bit of Rayna's dignity. Oldest kid snits that Juliette is the most famous singer in the world, and that little bit of dignity is released to the wind again.

We then cut to Juliette's video, for a song called "Telescope." Of course she's in Daisy Dukes and cowboy boots and a bustier, and is slinking all over a statue. Her backup dancers are also scantily clad, in a very country-fried way. And I know we're supposed to hate Juliette's adolescent crap music, but this song, called "Telescope," is pretty damn catchy. I mean, I decidedly do not hate it. You can understand just a little why all the pre-teen girls are popping their zits with excitement. Juliette's management still has not gotten her a decent hair stylist, though. It's like she's wearing a wig made of stale cotton candy. Rayna drives by and looks sad as Juliette signs countless autographs.

Meanwhile, Juliette walks by just as a part of the video production staff slams her song to the backup dancers. She instructs her manager to fire him immediately, which I think is actually kind of justified. Juliette brats that people think this is all she can do. By "this" I think she means wriggle in hot pants. And, relatedly, make pop music for pre-teens. She asks what's happening with getting Deacon on her tour, and her manager can only say that people have been calling people. Juliette's been doing her part to get Deacon, she says, and her manager better be doing his. I'm guessing "doing my part" for one of them involves an exchange of bodily fluids, and for the other a giant bag of cash emblazoned with dollar signs.

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