Juliette invites Sean to the Edgehill anniversary concert at the Ryman, where she says she'll be playing a set. Just as they start to make out again, Glen comes out to cockblock the situation with bad news. Managers! There's another lady there, who I guess is Makena Junior, and they tell Juliette that although her hookup with goody-two-shoes Sean Parker helped her negatives for a short time, they didn't anticipate all the negative press it would generate... for Sean. Well, duh.
Apparently football fans are blaming Juliette for Tim Tony Tebow Romo's poor passing in the last few days, and tabloids have deemed her "Country Cryptonite." First of all, isn't it "Kryptonite" with a K? And second, it's no "Cleo-Fat-Ra." Juliette does not like being referred to as Kryptonite with a K or a C, and argues that she and Tim Tony Tebow Romo aren't even necessarily dating. But this isn't even the bad news! Marshall Evans wants to see Juliette personally, and that can't be good.
We then cut to the outside of a venue called Tequila Cowboy, where there's a big old sign announcing The Avery Barkley Band. See, sleeping your way to the top WORKS. While all the guys in the band excitedly take photos, Marilyn shows up to tell them that she's called every producer, entertainment reporter, and music blogger in town. Tequila Cowboy holds 500 people, and Marilyn is going to make sure that the show is at capacity. She's also printed up some large posters of Avery's face (probably so she can lick them when he's not around), and is arranging a meeting with Dominic Wells, president of Cascade Heights records. He's big in Atlanta (and everywhere), and also apparently goes by the name "Domino." I'm sure Marilyn slept with him at some point, too, so has the inner scoop on the fact that he's looking to sign new acts.
Noting a funny look on Avery's face, Marilyn asks why he doesn't seem more excited. He says that Scarlett's been to every dive they've played, and it feels weird not to have her be a part of this success. I know Avery is kind of a doofus, but even he should know not to bring up his ex-squirrelfriend to his new sugar mama! Marilyn says he can put Scarlett on the guest list before adding that if you want the prize, you've got to keep your eyes on it. By "prize" she means "my cooch."













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