New Orleans. Nick voice-overs that they're going to the Sugar Bowl, and Nick then makes me almost cry by saying how "exciting" it is…that Jessica will be singing the national anthem. Not him. Not ever Nick.

Limo. There's a big cockroach in the car. Jessica hops into Nick's lap, and they all laugh and joke and the driver finally gets out and scoops it out of the car. Jessica talks about the "luxurious" limo with "coke-a-rotches." Everyone laughs. MTV's Marketing Department goes into high gear, test-marketing "coke-a-rotches" hats, and they call Oprah to see if she thinks that's funny enough to book Nick and Jessica again (well, just Jessica this time), and the record company immediately hires Joseph Kahn to shoot a video with Jessica surrounded by hundred of "coke-a-rotches." Jessica makes a cell call to her hairstylist. Afterwards, Nick tries to give her something to read, and she snaps at him, "Not right now!" Whoa. Jessica explains that her stylist's plane reservation was cancelled and they're trying to find him a private jet and he's going to try to make it happen. Then she's crying. Crying on the phone to Mama Simpson about how the stylist is still in Vegas. Nick says that it's too late and he's not going to get here in time and she better get used to the idea of doing it herself and "it'll be great." Wow. I'm surprised she doesn't punch him. Instead, she sobs into the phone to Mommy, "I don't want to pull it back like that." Sniffle. Sniffle. Nick looks out the window, waiting for the limo to stop long enough so he can jump out. But then he thinks of the low number of digits in his savings account and realizes he can never jump. He'll never jump, until the day comes that she pushes him out. Finally she hangs up and Nick tries to talk her down and she says, "I'm just hurt." She's personally hurt because her stylist got stuck in another state? Wow. Girl must have never been really hurt by anyone. Nick goes on to say that the stylist, whose name they keep bleeping out, doesn't make her look beautiful. She's beautiful. And she can do her own hair and still look beautiful. Eh, probably not, but nice try.