Green room. Jessica sings a weird scale and then giggles that she's warmed up. She tells Nick she loves him. She says she's not in a bad mood anymore and that she loved him even when she was, she just doesn't always show it. Nick says she should show it more. "It's better that way." Jessica claims she was in a bad mood because she'd rather be in a mall and shop. Don't worry, Jessica. You'll get your wish soon -- soon you won't have to perform anywhere ever again.
Plane. Denver. Hotel. Elevators. Nick dances, wearing a blue J. Lo. sweat suit. He looks like a moron. Nick dances and Jessica totally disses him, calling him a Smurf. "Just don't do that," she says. Then for good measure she tells him, "It's horrible." Nick then asks how he can look like a Smurf when she picked the outfit out. She says that he looks like a cute Smurf. He counters that all Smurfs are cute. Then she says she was scared of the bad guy on the show, and makes a "Rat-tat-tat tat-tat-tat tat-tat-tat-tat" noise, but then realizes that was from Strawberry Shortcake.
Hotel room. It's a tiny room they got. Ha. It really is. So sad. Downgraded already. Jessica looks around for food, saying, "Rat-tat-tat tat-tat-tat tat-tat-tat-tat." Nick channel-surfs as Jessica says the bed is small and she's going to be on top of him. "Sounds good," Nick says. Jessica says she's sleepy. Nick says they have pots and pans in the little kitchen and she can cook if she wants to. They leave to get something to eat, and Jessica sneezes. She wonders if it's true that your heart stops when you sneeze. They have an awkward conversation, and it's so apparent they're trying to find the funny, trying to find the scene, but there is none, so they just stare at each other until the elevator comes. It's like watching really bad improv comedy, with totally untrained performers with no natural comedic abilities. Like watching SNL.
Later. They get into a van with all their crew. They arrive for some KIIS-FM show. Ah, they have one in every city? Wow. That's terrible. Green room. Nick and Jessica trade warm-ups. They actually don't sound awful. Jessica asks if her butt looks cute in Levi's. Nick says yes. Nick then snorts some medicine or something into his nose, and Jessica gets a disgusted look on her face and says she almost vomits. "Is that snot?" she asks. For someone who loves talking about poo a lot, she's very squeamish.