Night. Condo. Nick reads my recap as Jessica tries to cook chicken breasts that are too thick. DrewWife suggests she get a mallet and pound it. "I've never pounded it," says Jessica. "Heh heh," says Stee. Jessica washes the chicken, narrating every part of the process. She starts cutting the chicken down to make it smaller, then drops it into the sink. Drew takes over. Nick says he had a dream last night that he coughed and a spider crawled out of his mouth. "Gaw!" says Jessica. They all ask her to stop.

After dinner. TV. Jessica is tired. She leans on Nick, trying to pull his head. "Be nice," he says. She says she was trying to pull his head so he could kiss her. "You're giving resistance," she complains, trying to move his head again. "Leave me alone, woman," he says. Watching a commercials, Jessica say, "Oh, gaw." "That's it!" says Nick, getting up. "Is it really that bad?" asks Jessica. Yes. It is really that bad. All of it.

Day. Packing. Leaving. Back to L.A. Private plane. Jessica says she doesn't like taking off. She asks the pilot to make sure he gets the plane over that mountain. Arriving in L.A. Jessica says it's better than driving six hours. Drew still thinks they should have driven. "Oh my gaw!" says Jessica. They all yell at her. Hee.

Next time on. Jessica makes Valentine's Day plans. She's doing a cute, romantic table setting with flowers and candles. They unpack her car. She says she loves the smell of candles. She sniffs. "Oh, it's unscented." A chef arrives to make the meal. Jessica annoys him with questions. Join the club, sir. And that's it! See ya.