Newlyweds

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They buy they're shit and head to the car, already late. I can't believe Jessica is driving. I'd be chilling in the back seat like, "Bitch. You're driving too bumpy!" Then I'd make her run in and get me some Quiznos, but if there was too much mayo I'd throw it at her and make her clean it out of my car. Man, I can't wait to have an assistant. In the car, Jessica babbles about how Nick can't stand not knowing what's going on and he's been asking her all day what she has planned and he can't not be in control.

Kitchen. They put away groceries. Man, I'd make Casey do that shit. And then I'd sit on the counter watching and criticizing. But instead Nick and Jessica help. Well, Nick just unpacks all his shitty Miller Lite. Jessica teases him for not liking surprises. He reiterates the thing about not being in control. "Hey, Casey! Stop listening to our private conversation and get to work putting the groceries away! Damn."

Outside. A hot Ferrari pulls up the driveway. Casey and Jessica whisper back and forth, "Do you hear it?" about the Ferrari. Jessica then calls out to Nick, asking him what he's doing. Nick says, "Looking at the fucking Ferrari pulling up the driveway." Casey and Jessica immediately go into hysterics. Nick is sort of hiding, saying he was taking out the trash and a Ferrari pulled up. Jessica just stands, acting innocent. They argue about who is going to open the door until Nick does, saying, "I'm scared." The dude asks if someone rented a Ferrari. Nick is all smiles as he signs papers and Jessica explains that she rented him the car because he has to be out of the house today. Nick is smiling like the day of the Husky puppies -- right before Jessica shattered his childhood dream. They go outside to look at the car. Jessica starts babbling about how he always wanted to drive one and how he should be impressed because it was her idea. The Ferrari man shows Nick all the bumps and scratches on the car, even using a little mirror to show the undercarriage. Yikes. That's sort of scary. Suddenly, there are like four rental people and they give Nick the keys and leave. Casey leans on the car looking at it. I'd be all, "Hey! Hired help! Lean on your own damn Ford Metro if you want to lean on a car."

Newlyweds

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