And Will gives Neal a call to ask him if he can find that illegal immigrant from the Spokane alt-weekly and offer to pay for a cab to take him to and from work. Will will foot the bill, but doesn't want anyone else to know. Neal's first thought: "Let me post this on your blog!" Yes, because Will cares so much about that blog. "No," Will says, "keep my name out of it." So Neal just has to tell MacKenzie about it and she'll have accidentally emailed the entire world with the news by noon tomorrow.

Speaking of MacKenzie, she's at the bar too, off in a dark corner getting drunk. Neal hands her the phone upon Will's request. It's bad enough that people keep having personal conversations next to this guy's desk, now they're using his phone to do it? The alcohol seems to have calmed MacKenzie down somewhat, and she starts to apologize sincerely to Will for everything until he cuts her off to say that he is "in." He hangs up and admires the view from his balcony. Which is, of course, the Statue of Liberty. You know, just in case you couldn't tell that tonight's episode was brought to you by America and freedom and immigration and cheese.

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