Everyone: Whatever, Blind Side.

JJ: Well, that's cool.

Recapper: Kid. You're done. Nobody cares about this. Shoo. KATIE, I NEED YOU AGAIN!

Katie: Here I am. Oh and look, Will is bringing me flowers -- at work -- because he wants to make sure I know he digs me. Who wouldn't dig me? I am intensely diggable. While we're chatting, Stephanie walks by, so I introduce them, and my storyline is the only reason you didn't give this episode an F, right?

Recapper: Absolutely. Were this The Katie Show, you'd be making honor role.

Katie: Whew! I gotta run, though, so I'm going to let my new boyfriend tell you the rest. Toodles.

Will -- The Watcher: So yeah, I am kind of crushing on Katie, it's true. But that's not important, right now. What's important, is my alone time with Dr. RevCam King. When I report back to him on my success, he gives me a cookie for my efforts, and by "cookie" I mean he shoots me up with his secret serum. You can see my expression change -- harden. I'm either stronger, or totally strung out. It's hard to tell.

Recapper: Yeah, 'cause you do have a touch of junkie about you, all the time.

Will: I know, right? Anyhow, RevCam knows it's only a matter of time before we discover Stephanie's secret. And I know this secret serum is some good shit.

Recapper: Can we rest now, Buffy? Can we rest?

Buffy: Absolutely. It's time for our annual sham with yams.

Anya: It's a ritual sacrifice. With pie.

Spike: You made a bear. Undo it! Undo it!

Recapper: Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

I'll see you next time. Whenever that is. With Katie gone, I don't have to heart to look it up, right now. In the meantime, grade the episode up top, and then please join the discussion of this turkey, down in our show thread. We have pie.