Recapper: You do it. He's very interesting, but he creeps me right the heck out. I need bubbly right now, and girl, you are this show's champagne.
Katie: Okay, all of this is so top secret that even I don't know it, but here you go. Dr. RevCam King wants Will to get closer to Stephanie, so he can watch her, you know, 'cause he's The Watcher and all. That always makes me think of Giles. Does it make you think of Giles? He's a lot older than me, but I'd totally date Giles.
Recapper: Mmmm. Giles.
Katie: Anyhoodle, so Will and I go out on a date. He asks me all about Stephanie, but since she's my girl crush, I don't even mind. And then he tells me about losing his parents when he was little and how this man took him under his wing. If I knew any of this was going on, which I so don't, I would bet wing-man is Dr. King. But I digress. I think Will might be falling for me, despite himself. Later, when he walks me to my car, he kisses me. That's when I actually figure out that it might be something in Stephanie's lip gloss that's affecting Jim. I hope you don't mind that I told that a little out of order. I wanted to save the kiss story 'til you really needed it.
Recapper: Thank you, Obi-Wan. (You're my only hope.)
Recapper: Oh, right. Go ahead.
Jim: Well, we all know I have this hero complex, so before Katie and Stephanie figure out that the lip gloss is my kryptonite, I go out and investigate the carjackings, even though I might no longer be invulnerable. I find a secret chop-shop, but unfortunately, the carjacker and his minion find me finding them. It's so dramatic. The carjacker shoots me! Aren't you scared? What if I still don't have my powers? I could be dead!
Recapper: No. That would divert from formula. Besides, there's that whole scene in the lab where the wonder-plant comes back to life, so really, there's no suspense at all.
Jim: Touche. Anyhow, I haven't macked on the wife in a while, so the bullets bounce right off me. The carjacker shits a brick and I take him down.
Jim: Hey, wake up!
Recapper: Sorry, are you done?
Jim: Yup, that's pretty much it.
Recapper: Fine. Do your thing.
Jim: Up, up, and away!
The Next Day, At the Hospital...
JJ: Heya, Professor Dick. How's it hanging?