Stephanie: Right. I zoop to the house to see if Daphne's there with Lube Locks. She's not, but Jesse shows up and I try to reason with him and tell him we'll get George to reduce his sentence if only he'll stop all the senseless killing. I seem to be making an impression, but then?
Jesse: I gut her with my claws. It's pretty awesome.
Stephanie: Not from where I'm lying on the floor, bleeding out.
Jesse: Look, I have to make peace with Xena. Sniffing out you all on my own and having her add your family to the list? That's making me some points. I wonder if she'd have sex with me?
Xena: Of course you wonder. Everyone does.
Stephanie: Excuse me, but I'm dying, here. Can this be a little bit about me?
Jesse: Well I wonder if you would have sex with me, too, or I did, before I had to gut you. You had it coming though. You turned me into a vampire once, and I got killed by Xander Harris of all people.
Stephanie: I'm always paying for Darla's sins, and I never get to sleep with Angel, dammit!
Stephanie: Metaphorically, that is.
Jim: How does one metaphorically sleep with someone?
Stephanie: You know, it hasn't been that long since you tried to throw me over for Six. You should probably just shut up, honey.
Jim: I told you. I have no memory of that (and wouldn't admit it if I did). Shutting up now. Oh except I can't, because it's my turn. I find you at the house, and I want to take you to the hospital, but you refuse, because you say they'll notice the irregularities in your blood and our super-powers will be exposed to the world, jeopardizing us further.
Katie: Yeah, because they'd be testing for the presence of super powers. @_@. It doesn't matter though, because of Stephanie's fast metabolism, she's healing rapidly. Jim gives in and brings her to the lair.
George: We're gonna need a bigger lair. And a good cleaning crew. So. Much. Blood!
Jim: Back at the lair, I convince JJ to hack into Daphne's phone so I can find out where she is. There's a text from Chris that says they're downtown.
Lube Locks: Which is dumb, because she's with me. But whatever.
Daphne: So to review, I've stepped away from the shoot to answer a phone call from my dad. I'm confronted by Jesse, who lies and says he's from the school and is there to take me to the hospital. God, this is lame. He's going to kill me, and I deserve to die for being so stupid as to listen to anything he has to say, when I could just read his mind.