Katie: Oh, man. First I don't get to nickname anyone, and now I don't even get to break my own big news. I wanna cry. Or maybe have a cookie.

JJ: You should have an orange.

Katie: Whatever, Geek Side.

Michael Oher: BURN.

Stephanie: Let me wrap this up, because we've got another show Saturday night. I think we all need as much downtime between this and that. By nighttime, I'm ready to go for a run. Jim wants me to rest, but I have too much energy to burn. I start jogging 'til I'm sure there are no neighbors looking at me, then I bust into a zoop, which turns into a super zoop. I start to dematerialize or outrun time or something. I think I'm fricking back to the future. There should only be more Michael J. Fox.

Recapper: There should always be more Michael J. Fox. And on that note, that's it for this week's mess, kids. The acting is still good. The characters are still likable. The plotting is a hot mess. Same as it ever was. Don't forget to check back Sunday with the recaplet and Monday with the weecap of the upcoming "No Ordinary Future." Until then, I'll see you in the show thread.

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