Will: Can you believe it? I mean, just last week, you mentioned how I look like a junkie, and that's because I am. I need my powers. But King says I have to live without them for a while, so that I'll remember to be more careful of them, once they're restored.

Dr. King: Yeah, 'cause I'm a bitch like that.

Francis: But not as big a bitch as me. I've been spying on these two dastardly fiends, since I don't have a day job and all. As soon as they leave, I run over to Dr. King's puddle of green, gooey, secret serum, and collect a sample with my hanky. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

So, that happened. I'll be back next week with "No Ordinary Sidekick." In the meantime, grade the episode up top, and then please join the discussion down in our show thread, which is free of green goo.

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