No Ordinary Family

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Cindy McLennan: N/A | 805 USERS: B-
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Cross Your Heart. Hope to Die. Stick a Needle in Your Eye.

Xena: Au contraire. It is the intellectual property of Evil Incorporated. I shall leave you, now. With your jobless state in this economy, you are no longer worthy to bask in my hotness.

Meanwhile, at the school...

Jim: I charge down the corridor, with JJ on my tail. I'm sick of Professor Dick harassing my kid. He had best remember he works for us and not the other way around.

Ghost of Professor Dick: I can't remember much any more, on account of being dead and all.

Meanwhile, at Katie's new place...

Katie: I moved? When did I move? Why am I moving in the season (and probably series) finale?

Contrivance Fairy: You're moving so that George has a reason to be alone with you and attend to your needs, so that later, he can bust Charlotte from Lost, who [SPOILER] is going to be imitating Joshua any moment.

Katie: How will Charlotte from Lost or Joshua know where I am, though -- especially Joshua?

Recapper: Let it go, Katie.

George: Oh, there's my phone. It's Jim. I need to go right away, even though I just promised I'd get your prenatal vitamins.

Door: Knock Knock.

Katie: Who's there?

Charlotte from Lost In Joshua's Skin: Would you believe Joshua?

Katie: Yes, I would, because the script insists I do.

George: I tell Jim that the coroner reports Professor Dick was electrocuted. At first Jim is puzzled because he was dead at his desk and not near any faulty wiring or whatever, but it doesn't take my boy long to figure out there's a super-villain at work. And then it's only another second for him to put together the pieces. Dick wanted JJ to solve the equations for someone. Dick didn't get the equations from JJ. Now Dick is dead.

Stephanie: Jim calls to tell me something of the utmost importance, but before he can get it out, we lose power. I'm on a cordless extension of our landline, so the call terminates.

Jim: Back at the lair, I freak. George says he'll call her on her mobile phone while I rush off to save my family.

Stephanie: Back at home, JJ goes OUTSIDE to reset the circuit breaker. Why outside? Aren't those things usually in the basement or the garage to protect them from, oh, I DON'T KNOW, let's say WEATHER?

Contrivance Fairy: Yes, although the meters are often outside, circuit boxes and their forerunners -- fuse boxes -- are usually inside for just that reason. But the Powell's circuit board is outside, so that it is easier for Electra-Ben to knock JJ out and kidnap him.

No Ordinary Family

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