Stephanie: I never noticed you around here before, Contrivance Fairy.
Contrivance Fairy: Seriously? Oh honey, I'm the star of the show.
Recapper: TRU FAX!
JJ: Who are you?
Electra-Ben: Sorry for the shock. [Zap]
Recapper: No, just punch drunk, I swear. Seriously JJ, you would be laughing if Electra-Ben got anyone but you. I'm just sayin'... But let's cut to commercial.
At the Powell Pad, early the next morning...
Stephanie: I've zooped up, down and all around. There's no sign of JJ anywhere.
Jim: Daphne wants to call the cops, but if this is the same guy who offed Dick, the cops will just be in danger.
George: Hey, I just ran a search on Professor Dick's phone. His last call was to Dr. RevCam King.
At Global Tech...
Jim: I grab King, ready to throttle him, not realizing he looks like death, and honestly, not caring either, I just want my kid back.
King: Cough. Hack. Cough. Give me some seekrit serum and I'll do whatever you ask. Don't? And I'm gonna die.
Meanwhile, at Katie's...
Charlotte-Joshua: You're pregnant so that makes everything between us all better, right?
George: Are you kidding me? I'm getting cock blocked by a shape-shifter who has shifted in the shape of a murderous fiend.
Katie: I'm sorry, George, but given how you feel about Jim, it could never work between us.
At Global Tech...
King: Thank you for shooting me up, Daphne. I created this serum to save my life. When I learned that you and your family had perma-powers, I thought if I could replicate the perma-bit, I could stave off death forever.
Death: Bitch, please.
Xena: I know, right?
Recapper: Heh. But shoo, you two aren't in this scene.
Jim: Besides, I have to get all stompy-footed and find out what King has done with our son. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO OUR SON?
King: I've been protecting him. It's Xena, Evil Incorporated's CEO. She has taken him. She's behind Professor Dick's death, too. She too wants perma-powers, but for the wrong reasons. I gave my word. I'll help you find your son.