Meanwhile at someplace Xena-y...

JJ: Games. Neat. I mean, what is this place?

Xena: Watch me play good cop and bad cop all at the same time.

JJ: Excuse me. I'm thinking of baseball stats right now.

Xena: Oh you boys are all the same. Listen up, pipsqueak, I want the formula for perma-powers and I want it now, so even though I've built this room in order to tempt you into helping me, instead, I'm going to throw you in a cell with Joshua.

Contrivance Fairy: You're welcome.

Meanwhile at Katie's new place...

Katie: smoooooooooooooTchie smooch smooch.

Charlotte-Joshua: sssssssssssmmmmmmooooooooottttttttchhhhhhhhh. I'll be right back. I just have to step outside and morph back into my own skin, in broad daylight, right outside your door, where anyone, including you, could surely see.

Katie: And yet I won't, because the script won't let me.

Contrivance Fairy: I never expected such a huge role in the finale. What can I say? I'm thrilled and a little embarrassed.

Recapper: Oh honey, you've earned it.

Joshua: I'm gonna sum up some stuff because you're behind again. So JJ and I gab, like you do with the brother of the girl whose mind you've wiped, and get on the subject of power permanence. I mention that, back in Brazil on that fateful day, I loaded up their plane with trilsettum, shortly before they took off.

JJ: Right and I realize inhalation must be part of the equation. Also, I spill the beans about Katie's pregnancy.

Joshua: And I'm like freaking out, but at least I'm done withdrawing from the trilsettum.

JJ: You still look like a junkie though.

Audience: Word.

Meanwhile, around town...

George: I go to refill Katie's prenatal vitamin prescription at her OB/GYN's office, yes, office, not a pharmacy.

Contrivance Fairy: [Beams with pride]

Dr. Klein: And I'm all like, what patient? Who? Never heard of her.

Recapper: Okay, and I understand it was Charlotte-as-Doctor-Klein who actually saw Katie and did the ultrasound and amnio. But, since Katie actually booked an appointment over the phone and had face time in the office, doesn't that mean that a nurse or secretary would have registered her with the practice and had a file on her? Is this your work too, Contrivance Fairy?

Continuity Demon: Do you not see the brand I left, right on its flank.