No Ordinary Family

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Cindy McLennan: N/A | 805 USERS: B-
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Cross Your Heart. Hope to Die. Stick a Needle in Your Eye.

Tubey: Hey you, get off of my cloud... of sulphur.

Recapper: Never mind, let's move it along. At any rate, George gets ahold of the security tapes from Dr. Klein's parking garage and sees Charlotte from Lost knock Dr. Klein out and assume his form. Thinking quickly, he calls Katie and warns her that Joshua is probably not Joshua.

Meanwhile, at Xena's Facility...

Stephanie: Dr. King brings Jim, Daphne and me to Xena's Headquarters. Working as a team, we are able to get past guards and security measures and what have you. We're doing great until we run into Electra-Ben. He turns his powers on Jim, but Jim deflects them.

Jim: It's all very I am rubber; you are glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. But with lightning! We cruise on and Daphne's trying to listen to hear JJ's brain, but once we're in the elevator, we're gassed.

Daphne: Mom and I wake up in a cell, together. Xena has tranquilized me to weaken my powers, and Dad's somewhere else and has been given that Cynoxate stuff -- you know, his kryptonite. All she has to do to mom is hold JJ over her head. And to motivate JJ, Xena tells him that he'd better give her the answer she needs or she'll kill me. She cocks her gun and points it at me for emphasis.

Xena: And accuracy.

Daphne: Thank goodness I've been sedated.

Recapper: Me too. Um. I mean...carry on.

JJ: I figure out quickly enough that Xena's serum isn't working well enough because she uses synthetic adrenaline in it. We were scared to death -- on account of being in a plane that was on fire and crashing to its fiery doom -- so we were just little adrenaline factories and the adrenaline opened the receptors on our brain, which took full advantage of the smoking trilsettum.

Xena: I am gracious and grateful, and then order my guards to shoot the lot of them, ten seconds after I leave. I smile when I hear the gunshots, because I am a sexy bitch.

Dr. King: And me? I get to play the hero. Those three gunshots Xena heard, that was me, shooting her guards. Ta dah! Stephanie wants to zoop and find Jim, but I convince her to stop Helen before she uses this information to turn her 80 convicts into perma-supers.

Recapper: Humor me, here? How would it be to her advantage to have them be perma-supers. Wouldn't she have more control over them if they were dependent on her for their next dose?

No Ordinary Family

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