Joshua: Katie, you know I'm only doing this to you because the writers make me. So yeah, I wake up to find Katie hovering over me. She's got the journal. She wants answers. Now, mind you, she's probably been reading it all night. She probably nearly has it memorized, but I use my extreme telekineses to change the writing and make it my journal about how I'm falling in love with Katie.
Katie: MEEP! Honey bunny, I have a favor to ask?
Joshua: Anything for you, baby.
Katie: Can we pretend that you also used your super powers to make me forget that I spent the night reading that journal over and over, and I damned well know what it said before you messed with it? Because I'm really feeling like an idiot, right now.
Joshua: Of course. Hey, your phone's ringing. Who is it? What's up?
Katie: It's Global Tech. They want to give me my own lab. In MIAMI. *Squee*
Meanwhile, at Pacific Bay High School...
Daphne: Remember I ran for Student Council? Yeah, well apparently I won, and that gets me a one-way ticket to the suckiest job, ever. I have to sit on a disciplinary panel with a few schoolmates. We have to decide if other kids are guilty of breaking the rules and what their punishment will be. And worst of all, Professor Dick is our advisor.
Professor Dick: Muahahahahahahaha!
Daphne: I have to admit though, my telepathy makes this job a snap, and the nasty side of me enjoys pronouncing the liars guilty. But then there's this kid Chris Minor. He's bad boy, with long wavy hair and a record as long as your arm. He's been caught with Adderall, doesn't have an explanation, and doesn't have a prescription for it. Obviously, he's totally guilty, so I judge him as such. But then -- when he's leaving the room, I read his mind and realize he's covering for someone else.
Meanwhile, at Global Tech...
Stephanie: I'm a little shocked that Katie is being given her own lab after only two years with the company. I'm also a little bitch, because I go to Dr. King to complain about it, instead of supporting her. I can't even look myself in the mirror right now.
Dr. King: I'm evil, right? So I don't like to handle this sort of dirty work by myself, so I pull in Charlotte from Lost (Rebecca Mader). Here she's playing Global Tech's VP of Human Resources and resident hot bitch, Victoria Morrow. Man, I am not minding my job at all right now. Charlotte and Darla getting all catty with each other. MEEE-fricking-OW.