Charlotte: Shouldn't we be calling me Victoria?

Recapper: No.

Charlotte: I'm not allowed to have chocolate before dinner.

Recapper: Good girl.

Stephanie: Anyhow, Charlotte tries to make me feel bad about betraying Katie, which I totally am. I might have had to try to justify it on screen, but I am so not doing it here.

Later, During a Guys' Night Out...

Mike: Hey, Jim and George. I'm buying, tonight.

Jim: Yeah, yeah. Bro. [Aside, to George.] He never, ever buys. Get your wallet ready.

George: My wallet? He's your brother!

Jim: Hey, where'd Mikey go? Great, now I gotta find him. Up, up and away!

George: Son of a bitch!

Charlotte: Sawyer, is that you?

Recapper: Wrong show, girl. You can tell, because whatever its faults, Lost was interesting.

On the Roof of a Parking Garage...

Bad Guys: We are having the best time pummeling this guy!

Mike: Oof. Glad to be of service. Ouch. Yikes. Mommy!

Jim: Never fear, big brother is here. I will make quick work of these bad guys and save you, you little delinquent. But wait, now they're trying to run me over with their SUV. Luckily, I'm a super he....

The SUV plows straight into Jim and knocks him off the roof.

Jim: SPLAT

Mike: Jim? Jim? Oh Jim, don't be dead! Hey, why aren't the bad guys now coming after me again? This makes no sense.

Charlotte: This place is death.

Recapper: Wordy McSuck, Charlotte, but you're not in this scene.

Stephanie: This is taking too long. I'm taking the reins and speeding things up. Fear my ZOOP. Anyhow, Jim doesn't die from falling off the building, because he's Jim. When the guys get home, Jim tells Mike about his super powers. Mike thinks he's full of shit, but then I zoop into the room. Finally we 'fess up that we all have powers. Mike is such a loser, he's the last one we should tell, but I must say it's a relief not to have to pretend I'm not so frigging awesome.