George: It's in the lair, Jim. It's a magic computer.
Meanwhile, at the High School...
Daphne: Hey, bad boy, I think you're kinda good.
Chris: I'm totally good. That's the most appealing sort of bad boy -- the good kind. You just have to find my goodness, baby. Find it and bring it to the surface.
Andrew: Mind your own business, girl.
Daphne: What? Who are you?
Andrew: I'm a star student and Chris's brother. Clearly, I'm the villain in this piece, but you can't know that 'til later, so mum's the word.
Elsewhere at School...
JJ: Uncle Mike, why are you having me dismissed from school? Is my family all right?
Mike: Yeah, I just want to take your freaky little super-brain to the track.
JJ: But I already did a gambling storyline and learned the lesson that these things never end well.
Mike: Don't look at me, kid. I don't write this stuff.
Later, at the Powell Pad...
Jim: What the hell are you doing taking my kid to the track.
Mike: Um... raising business capital.
Daphne: Liar, liar, pants on fire.
Mike: All right, I'm $15,000.00 in the hole -- gambling.
Jim: Up, up and away!
At the Loan Shark's Headquarters...
Jim: Listen, Frank Matthews, I am calling you by your full name because it pleases me, Frank Matthews. Anyhow, I want to pay up my deadbeat brother's 15K gambling debt, Frank Matthews.
Frank Matthews: 15K? Try 150K, sucker. And believe me, I always get paid, in money, or in blood...
George: Jim, let's go into the lair and figure out how to handle this without getting anyone hurt.
Jim: OMG! The lair has been ransacked. It's been pillaged. Heck, maybe it's even been raped!
George: Everything's gone. Your deadbeat brother totally broke in here and stole my stuff.
Jim: That rascal!
Mike: I swear, I swear, I didn't plunder the lair.
Jim: You dare! You dare! You dare lie about the lair!
Stephanie: I fear. I fear. We must get this weecap in gear.
Recapper: Bless you.
Stephanie: So anyhow, Jim rips Mike a new one. He's been lying all his life. He's always a disappointment. He wasn't there for Jim when their dad was ill. He's a no-goodnik.