Daphne: ME! After Professor Dick lets us out of detention, I pull Chris aside and tell him I know he was lying about never being arrested. He finally admits that one night he and his alcoholic father were out to eat. The father was too drunk to drive home, so Chris, who wasn't licensed, took the keys, and while he was trying to drive them home, he ended up driving them into a tree. His father was hurt and Chris got caught. Isn't that the dreamiest. Anyhow, he wants to know why I care about any of this, so I woman up and tell him: I like him. And then he kisses me! OMG, I am like totally freaking out.

Recapper: I know it's hard when you're crazy about a cute boy, but try to play it a little cool in front of him. Don't play games, but you know, maintain some semblance of reserve.

Bailey: Meanwhile, Natalie makes it clear that there is no chance between her and JJ, so I tell him not to let it get to him. I mean -- this kid is brilliant, he could be the next Bill Gates, and Natalie could end up being one of the girls who spurned Gates and is now repeatedly kicking herself in the tush. That won't be me, let me tell. So anyhow, I give the pipsqueak a kiss on the cheek, because I am clearly way hotter than Natalie anyhow.

JJ: [Wiping off chocolate milk mustache] And? She's a senior. And wicked hot.

Jim: Atta boy.

Katie: I'll right, I'm taking the reins now. So, at Global Tech, Stephanie is pretty sure that Joshua is detoxing from something, but she only confronts him about it when I'm out of the room. He freaks, refuses to have any tests and leaves the room. He tries to use his powers to open the locked down door out in the hall, but he's too weak, now. That's when we learn that Charlotte from Lost is a shapeshifter. We learn this, because she knocks me out and shifts into my very shape.

Joshua: But the moment she kisses me, I know she's not my Katie. Charlotte is trying to get me back on the stuff and back on Dr. King's team, but I refuse. In Katie's form, she also tries to trick Stephanie into administering some Trilsettum to him, giving her a really heavy guilt trip about how she'd do it to save her own family, just not Katie's man. She also learns about Stephanie's power. Eventually, Stephanie is confronted by both Katies at the same time. The real Katie finally wins Steph's confidence when she... when she...

Katie: Swoon. What a gentleman. I win Steph's trust when it's clear I'm embarrassed to admit I just did you-know-what for the first time, at age 28.