Charlotte: So, I knock out Stephanie and try to kill Katie.

Joshua: I'm still wandering the halls, and I'm really hurting now, but once I realize Katie's in trouble, I realize I only have one option. I pick up the syringe of seekrit serum that Charlotte wanted to administer to me earlier, and give it to myself. Then I rush in and throw Charlotte through an inner window and she's down for the count. By the time Steph comes to, Charlotte his disappeared.

Steph: Back at home, the whole family sits down to dinner together, just as I dictated this morning, but not one of us tells the truth about our days, which is really kind of sad and empty.

Recapper: Much like the feeling I have, whenever I think too hard about it. Thanks for all your help, everyone. I hope next week is better for all of us.

Cast: So say we all!

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