Joshua comes to my place. He apologizes for freaking when I told him I was a virgin. He wanted to make sure we were making the right decision, and now he knows it's right. He takes me in his arms and oh, my word, I'm nothing but a puddle. Later, he falls asleep, so I guess that stereotype about guys is kinda true. I get up and start picking up our clothes from the floor, because we were in a hurry to get them off, but I don't just want to leave my room a mess like that. When I pick up his things, I smell them and oh, I'm a puddle again. But then Stephanie's little red notebook slips out of his pocket. Once I realize what it is, my puddle freezes to dry ice. OMG. I'm so broken-hearted.

Recapper: Oh, honey, I'm so sorry the show did you this way. If it helps, Joshua used you to get an in with the Powells, but he's quit his job now, and that's because he's so into you.

Katie: I know, but I can't know that yet.

Recapper: I'm so sorry, honey. I'm almost as sorry about that as I am about this show.

I'll be back next time, but meanwhile, join us down in the show thread, but don't leave your pants on the floor, thanks.

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