Michael Oher: MY NAME IS KENNY. Ahem. I mean, his name is DAVE!
Everyone: Whatever, Blind Side.
Katie: But of course there's still more time to fill, so it can't be Dave. And yet Jim has an awkward confrontation with him, anyhow. And poor, actually-innocent Dave is understandably offended.
Recapper: Poor little Ricky Schroder. What a champ. It's not like he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.
Little Ricky Schroder: Hey, I've worked a lot in my adulthood, too. I was getting down and dirty with Dr. Reid on Scrubs.
Recapper: Yes, and the scrubs you wore were pink, and your character's name was "Nurse Flowers." I could totally call you that.
Little Ricky Schroder: Um... never mind.
Katie: Guys, the clock is ticking! So anyhow, unbeknownst to me, Joshua is really into me, and really sort of not turned off that I'm a virgin, so he goes to the Evil Dr. RevCam King and quits, for me! But I can't know that, dammit. I wish I could, because it would ease some of my ensuing humiliation, but I don't want to jump ahead. Anyhow, Jim goes back to Casa Cotton to apologize to Dave, but no one answers, so he walks in calling for Dave and happens upon the stolen art. But then Michelle finds Jim and asks him what he's doing snooping around. Jim tells her that Dave is an art thief. Michelle is all, "Oh, no he isn't," mostly because he isn't. She is. What a twist, huh?
Recapper: SHOCKER. Ugh.
Katie: So, Jim gets Stephanie to zoop over. That's what they're calling it. Zoop. Dumb, no?
Recapper: Actually, I'm fine with zoop. Come on, Katie, take me home.
Katie: Right, so Stephanie, who is really rather fond of Michelle (and I would be so jealous if I knew) talks to her and tells her that they have to turn her in, but she'll give her time to prepare Dave and their children. But does she use that time for said preparation. No! She does not. She uses it to pull off one more heist. Stephanie intercepts Michelle and her latest booty in an alleyway, and Michelle tries to explain that she had one last obligation to fulfill before she could come clean. Just then, Michelle's partner-in-crime arrives. Thinking Stephanie is a cop, he shoots at her, but Michelle takes the bullet for Steph. Steph hovers over her new friend, and calls 9-1-1. The whole scene is rather touching.
Recapper: Touching sure, but wouldn't this have been a better episode if the Cottons were both in on the robbery and Dave had intentionally met up with Jim (or Michelle with Steph), and they were playing them, somehow?