Jesse: She's hot. She knows everything about me, and she doesn't freak me out the way that King guy does, so when she tells me to hop in, I hop in. I mean she's freaking Xena!
Recapper: I know, right?
Darla: Xena, Xena, Xena. I am way more badass than Xena.
Recapper: Oh crap, I've gotta go before this all starts up again. Willow! Help!
Darla: Wait, I'll be good-ish. What were you saying about metaphor.
Recapper: I just really dug the metaphor in Stephanie and Jim's story -- that although lust can sway you, true love is ultimately more powerful (and more wonderful).
Darla: Oh crap, you've gone soft on me. I feel myself turning into...
Well, everybody, TiVo is telling me that next week, we're getting a rerun "No Ordinary Detention." In the meantime, please grade the episode up top, and come join the discussion down in our show thread. I'll see you soon.
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