George: Yo, let's speed it up. So the next day at the precinct, Jim mentions how Stevens doesn't seem like a meth user or dealer. I tell Jim not to sweat it. He's done his job. Now it's time to do mine, which is going to be easy, because this is an open-and-shut case. We've even got video. The cops caught him with the goods. Eventually, Jim leaves, and the next thing I know, I'm working with... JJ and it's two days later. What?

Recapper: Oh, right. Um, can someone take George's story for him.

JJ: I've got it. So once my dad leaves, Sophie Adler walks in and introduces herself to George. She wants to discuss Jonah's case. He's not inclined to do so until she shakes his hand and blasts him with pheromones...

Recapper: Magical, super-powered sparkly pheromones, which we shall call sparklemones!

JJ: Thank God I didn't meet her. Can you imagine? With my teenaged hormones and her sparklemones, I'd have been a goner. I should mention, Sophie is played by Tricia Helfer (Six/Caprica/Gina from Battlestar Galactica). Anyhow, that night, Dad skips out on our Katie-comforting Spartacus marathon...

Recapper: Is your mother letting you kids watch that?

Darla: Yep!

Recapper: Tsk. You really need to be Steph when you're with the kids.

Darla: Do you even know what I am?

The Master: A woman of some property. No husband. No inheritance. Yes. I know what you are.

Darla: I'm a whore.

The Master: Well, yes, that too. You should have asked for a priest long ago, child. Your life may have been the better for it.

Recapper: Wait just a darned minute. See, you are not being fair. Although this is a pretty fun episode, you know I'd rather be watching either Buffy or Angel, but I've got a job to do.

Buffy: Besides, Fruit-Punch Face, I ground your bones to make my bread.

Recapper: My hero.

The Master: Wolfram and Hart brought Darla back in that magical box. Maybe they brought me back, too. You don't know my possible second unlife.