Stephanie: Right, I zoop over there, and when Jim delivers the MREs, that bitch kisses my man, right in front of a big window in her sex palace. I'm down on the sidewalk, watching the whole thing and crying. Back at home, we have it out. Well, I do. Jim just acts like I'm his sister and he needs to be with Six, who he's already told me is the most beautiful woman in the world. He's just abandoning me and the kids for this woman he's known for, what? A half a minute?!!!!!
Dr. King: At work, Stephanie is really distracted, and I have the hots for her, so I make my move, because I am so suave.
Recapper: Yeah, except you really weren't. Your come-on was cringeworthy.
Jesse: Yeah, dude, it was. Lucky for you, I wake up, and you two have to attend to me. Darla lies and says that the secret serum will make my life better.
Michael Oher: MY NAME IS KENNY AND HER NAME IS STEPHANIE.
Jesse: Whatever, Blind Side.
Steph: I think Michael Oher has a point. You should refer to me as Stephanie or, better yet, Dr. Powell. I know it's not fair that all you guys get your old character names and I don't, but you saw that mess back there with all the Whedon-verse characters. There's no time for any more of that.
Jesse: I'm done for now, anyhow, but point taken.
Xena: Anyhow, I'm the biggest name on this show, except for maybe Chiklis. And here I come in my black limo. I ask Six if she's got someone to deliver a package to Dr. RevCam King. He's creating way too many supers and must be stopped. Six says she has everything under control, but that doesn't mean I won't threaten her. I mean, I do not forget being boxed on BSG. That's not happening here, sister.
Six: But that wasn't me. Was it?
Xena: I can't remember. What with being shoved in a box. I'm just sayin'...
Six: FINE. Whatever. Chill. I've got this.
George: Meanwhile, Jim comes and crashes at my place. I can't remember anything that's happened for the past two days, so Jim tells me how he's fallen in love with my new girlfriend whom I can't even remember, and that he's left Steph and the kids for her. This makes no sense. Jim would never do such a thing. So eventually, I go to JJ to figure it out. And the kid is pretty smart. He assumes Jim is under the thrall of synthetic pheromones. I mean sure, eventually we find out they're organic, super-powered pheromones, but still. When we raid Six's place, we find this lab, and JJ realizes she's building a bomb.