Xena: I'm hot, smart and not ashamed to be topless at my age.
Recapper: I don't get Starz, but I did read about it at HuffPo. Good for you. Welcome to the show.
Xena: Can I save it? I am ridiculously awesome, so there's a chance.
Recapper: Maybe. Only save it if it starts deserving it, though. Okay?
Xena: Of course. That's part of my awesomeness.
Daphne: Um... you're awesome. She's awesome. Everyone's awesome. Can it be my turn now?
Recapper: Actually, this is a great time for your story. Go ahead.
Daphne: Finally. So Chris and I get to class late one day and the teacher is going to give him a week of detention, because it's his third time being tardy. He can't stay after school or he'll lose his job, so I give her a psychic push and she lets him off with a warning.
Chris: My girlfriend is so cool. But yeah, so that happens and I start to put two and two together, and I'm really surprised I didn't do that in the episode where my father turned into a supervillain. I feel kinda dumb, but what are you going to do.
Daphne: Don't blame yourself, Chris. The writers are always making us dumber than we'd like.
Steph: Preach it.
Daphne: Later Chris comes right out and asks if my family has super powers, so I push him to change the subject. Oh, and now I see why you had me wait. It's not going to be as funny in writing as it was on the show.
Recapper: I recapped a sitcom, once. I know now when some stuff just isn't going to translate.
Daphne: So that happens about a bajillion times during the episode. I can't keep this pushing up. JJ explains that when I'm pushing, I don't make the memories go away, I just make Chris avoid them, but they're going to keep coming back to him. Now, I think I'm probably capable of more -- stuff like Joshua did to me, but we're not going there, at least not yet. So at the end, Chris and I are at the house. He once again asks if we're supers, and I just tell him the truth. I tell him specifically about my abilities and rather than being freaked, he's touched.
Chris: Nobody has ever let me in like that, man. I am so going to end up screwing her over on this point, aren't I? I don't want to. I am really falling for her.
Recapper: Chin up, kid. The season has been shortened by two episodes, and really, what are the chances that this show will be picked up next year?
Chris: Will we get canceled while Daphne's still a virgin?