No Ordinary Family

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Hey, "No Ordinary Mobster" isn't the same-old, same-old! So neither is this weecap. You ready? Okay. Up, up, and away.

Stephanie: I'm so glad we're throwing a surprise party for George, and even gladder that we put off the preparation until the last moment, so that I can use my super powers. Whoooosh.

Jim: Me, too. Did you know I'm really strong? Bound.

Stephanie: They had to give you some power that would keep me with you. I mean...seriously. Look at me. Now look at yourself. Now back to me...

Jim calls George.

Jim: Hey buddy, are you all ready for your surprise party my wife's been busting ass over, but I couldn't bother to keep a secret?

George: You know it, but you'll never believe who I'm flirting with this week. It's Fred. From Angel!

Jim: Now that was a good show. Is she all Illyria-blue Fred, Pylea-peasant psycho Fred, or wacky wall-writing Fred?

George: Actually, she's kind of sexy lawyer-Fred. I'm going to call her Amanda, so I can think about Angel singing "Mandy" at Caritas, because other than Puppet-Angel losing his nose, that was the funniest shit ever. Gotta run. I'll catch you later at my unsurprising surprise party.

Jim: Excellent. Maybe we can talk more about shows that didn't suck.

Outside the courtroom.

George: We're waiting for the verdict in a huge case, but even though we are the best TV ADAs ever, he's so gonna get off.

Amanda: Speaking of...why aren't we making out, yet? I'm not a series regular, so I've gotta be here for something. Let's go somewhere more cozy.

George: Oh baby, I'm gonna take you places, but first we have to wait for the verdict.

Amanda: Who's on trial?

George: The Albanian mobster, My-Name-Is-Luka.

Amanda: Does he live on the second floor?

Your Recapper: Look, this is the second Luka I've had to write about in five days. I'm not made of stone.

Courtroom.

Jury Forewoman: Not guilty.

George: Here's where I issue a threat, in hopes that I can turn on Amanda.

Amanda: That's redundant. I'm already turned on. You remind me of an old boyfriend. I think it's the hair.

My-Name-Is-Luka: I need to glare icily at this woman who isn't yet your woman so that later, when I shoot her right through the booby, not one person will be surprised.

No Ordinary Family

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