Stephanie: Black?

George: No! Because look how fit and athletic I am.

Stephanie: Oops. Sorry.

George: Nah. Just joshing. Of course it's because I'm black. You remember what show we're on, right? I also had to teach him to dance. Someday, I aspire to awaken in Jim a deep desire for fried chicken, watermelon, and macaroni and cheese.

Jim: Dude, look at me. Does it look like I don't already have a deep desire for those things?

George: But... you're white. I'm black. Hands off my tropes. They're the only characterization I'm allowed in this show.

Jim: Tropes? What? Never mind. Anyhow, eventually, I get the best of Mr. Minor. After Chris ends up hospitalized from the abuse, Minor takes off for Global Tech to get some more secret serum. He holds Katie hostage and threatens to kill her. Stephanie tries to inject him with a tranquilizer while he's getting the serum from a fridge, but the needle won't penetrate his super flesh (which we've seen happen with me, before).

Anthony Michael Hall: I punch Stephanie in the face and send her flying across the lab. And I'm really sorry about that. I like pretty girls. The script made me do it.

[Editor: And made super-fast Stephanie unable to dodge it.]

Stephanie: Really, we understand. Besides, in the very next scene, I don't have a mark on me. Anyhow, Anthony Michael Hall gets out of the lab with some Trilsettum, but Jim confronts him in the parking garage. I'm no scientist, I just play one on TV, but with all the support columns the two of them destroy, that garage should have collapsed, right?

Jim: Honey, we agreed not to get into that stuff. Anyhow, I follow George's advice. Eventually, Minor weakens, and my punch sends him flying into a wall. Stephanie zoops in, seizes the Trilsettum, and yay, we won!

Chris: Yeah, my father is going away for a long time, and good riddance to bad rubbish.

Evil Dr. RevCam King: You guys are forgetting the best part of the episode.

Recapper: And that is?

King: Me, of course. I've been slithering in and out of storylines this week and stirring up trouble wherever I can. I show up at Joshua and Katie's engagement party and make an unsolicited speech about how far back we go. Since he's still refusing to come back to me, I turn up the heat. I show Stephanie my dossier on him, and tell her I showed it to Katie before, but she seems to have forgotten all about it. Then I reveal Joshua has a history of erasing memories. Stephanie recalls Daphne's amnesia from a few weeks ago.