No Ordinary Family

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Katie: Oh, didn't we work out your guilt with the overly pat ending? Sheeeeesh. This episode is my angst fest.

Chris: And mine. I mean, at least a little.

Katie: Oh, you poor little thing. Hey, you're kind of cute. I've just recently started having sex and I like it. You're younger than me, but you're...

Daphne: [Pushing Katie with her mind.] ...But he's my boyfriend and you would never, ever, come onto him because you value your relationship with my family, no matter how sex-starved you're going to be.

Katie: You are Daphne's boyfriend and I would never, ever come onto you because I value my relationship with the Powells, no matter how sex-starved I'm going to be.

Jim: What the hell is going on here?

Daphne: [Pushing.] Everyone please forget that last exchange.

JJ: I wish I could, but I can't.

Recapper: You're not alone. But Katie, why don't you take this next bit.

Katie: What were we talking about? Oh, who cares. JOSHUA PROPOSES TO ME, and he uses his mind to float and spin the ring while doing so. I don't even let him finish before I accept. I love him so much and I know that our happiness is just going to grow and grow!

Recapper: (I don't want to look, but it's like a train wreck. How can I not?)

Joshua: (I know, right? God, I suck. Someone shoot me.)

Katie: I feel like I'm missing something, but whatever. Later, I tell Stephanie and she senses my unease, so I use a simple analogy to explain it.

Stephanie: Not, exactly. She's talking about wolf tangerines, or something. I can't keep up, or maybe I just don't want to.

Katie: Not wolf tangerines, Wolverine. I'm just a little afraid that if Joshua and I have kids, the babies will be supers. It would totally suck to have a super-toddler.

Recapper: Ah, youth. All toddlers are super-villains, and most are gleefully suicidal supervillains. But um... I don't think you and Joshua are going to have to worry about that.

Katie: WHY?

Recapper: Um, because... um, well, he's only a super because he's on the serum, right?

Katie: Oh, right.

Joshua: (Good cover.)

Recapper: (I know. That was a close one. You're going to break her heart and I know this, but I'll be damned if I am the messenger. Do your own dirty work.)

Joshua: (God, I suck. Someone shoot me.)

Daphne: Anyhow, Mom and Dad throw an engagement party for Katie and Joshua. I stop by the Minors' to invite Chris, and at first, he's not going to come, because he has to take care of his tremendously horrible father.

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No Ordinary Family




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