No Ordinary Family

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Cindy McLennan: C- | 1069 USERS: B
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Powell Pad: Steph tells Jim that per the labs, JJ is normal. Jim is relieved but Steph doesn't buy it. He's not the same boy he was, before their trip. She doesn't want to be right, but she's pretty sure she is. Their argument is interrupted when George calls. There's a robbery in progress. Jim says they should let the cops deal. But George explains it's another pharmacy and no one else can do it; it's another grenade in progress. "You can get to her before cops can." Jim up up and aways and crashes down with his usual lack of grace, stalks the perp, and then stops her. She warns him off, but he promises not to hurt her. She's a super too, and when Jim gets too close, she gives him the mother of all hand jobs. The earth moves. For real. Jim resists her mojo for a long time, but finally, Rebecca uses her power to throw him across the park and into a building. Commercial.

Lair: George tends to Jim's wounds as they rehash Rebecca's power -- shock waves. They try to figure out why she's after the epileptic meds. Jim figures it's an attempt at controlling her power. George advises Jim to let Steph check him out and make sure he doesn't have a concussion, but Jim refuses. He hasn't told Steph there are other supers out there.

School. JJ catches up with Michael Oher, who insists his name is Kenny, and tells him that while the pee he gave him is 100% pure, it's also 100% girl pee and 100% pregnant girl pee. Kenny freaks. That pregnant girl is his girl. He pisses and moans that his life is over, while JJ spouts off condom efficacy stats.

Meanwhile, Daphne goes to the principal's office and leaves him a note about Olivia and Mr. Robbins. Megan finds her, but Daphne covers about her reason for being there.

Global Tech: Katie and Steph find blue prints on Volson's computer files. They try to figure out what's up with that. Steph wants some more research, but Katie can't decrypt the files, so she admits up that she had help...from JJ.

Powell Pad: When Jim gets home, Steph starts ranting about family lies. He thinks she means the lies he's been spreading around like fertilizer, but she means JJ. When they confront JJ, he tries to act like hiding his powers from them is no big deal, but Jim is upset that he was stupid enough to believe his boy who's been crying crocodile tears for weeks. JJ whines AGAIN that this is the first time they've ever been proud of him. While Jim objects, saying that's not true, Steph focuses on the fact that their son was lying and wants to know why Jim isn't more upset. She then tells JJ that using his powers in football is cheating, so he's off the team. JJ is all No way, Jose. "Everyone else uses their powers. I am too. You wonder why I didn't want you to know."

No Ordinary Family

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