Jim: I can't believe you just did that to my intriguing story.
Recapper: Your story sucked, Jim, and you know it. Take the increasingly loathsome George and go sit in the corner. Next!
JJ: Um, are you prone to violence?
Recapper: Only verbal, boy. Don't you worry. Go head and tell your embarrassing little tale.
JJ: Okee dokee. So, I find this genius club. I'm trying to make friends because Blind Side seems to have disappeared.
Michael Oher: MY NAME IS KENNY!
JJ: So, there's this really cute girl there. I try to play chess with her and I'm all set to impress her with my super genius, but when I look at her, I lose my super-smarts, because all the blood rushes to my...
Recapper: STOP RIGHT THERE. I have a son your age. It was bad enough watching this episode with him the first time. I'm not reliving it. Suffice it to say that pretty girls are your kryptonite.
JJ: Old people are so repressed. Human sexuality is a natural...
Recapper: That's it! Go sit in the corner with your old man and George. I'm taking this one, too.
JJ: But...
Recapper: But nothing. I'm not your parents. When I lay down the law, that law is DOWN. Be gone.
Anyhow, so JJ talks to Jim about his little dilemma, and tries to give him TMI, too, but Jim begs for mercy and then tells the boy to think about baseball stats when he's with the girl. So the next time JJ goes to Club Mensa, he does. He finally impresses her. She kisses him. She's supposed to be his age, but the actress is 20 and looks it. It's all very squick-worthy and dumb, but ultimately a little sweet. NEXT!













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