Recapper: I do, Katie, especially where the stupidity is concerned, but I want to keep loving you, so I'm trying to ignore it.

Katie: Oh, that's really considerate, thank you. Anyhow, I tell Will about my fight with Steph, and he confesses he's not Will. He just saw me waiting eagerly for my no-show date and was so captivated by me that he had to come over. He's sorry he took advantage by not telling me his real name.

Recapper: And that's not enough to send you running in the other direction? I mean, it's not like you've only been on one date. That's a super-creepy thing to do, Katie.

Katie: Look, smug married lady, I've had a hellishly long dry-spell. I might not be thinking clearly. Anyhow, my boyfriend's name is now Joshua.

Recapper: No it's not. He read that off a waiter's name tag.

Katie: La la la, can't hear you.

The Watcher: Hey, why does my dialogue tag read The Watcher? My name is Joshua, now.

Recapper: No it isn't. I saw what you did. You're back to being the Watcher, for now. But please, continue.

The Watcher: Unfair. I'm starting to know how Michael Oher feels.

Michael Oher: MY NAME IS KENNY!

The Watcher: Whatever, Blind Side. Anyhow, when I'm not killing unemployed scientists, I decide to terrorize little girls. That's right. I go to the Powell Pad when Daphne is oh-so-conveniently the only one home, and I tell her what I told Katie. She seems to buy my schtick, so I start to leave and make the mistake of shaking her hand. When I do, she gets past my defenses and sees visions of me killing Francis. Once I'm out the door, she grabs the phone to call for help, but I come back in, grab the phone out of her hand with the power of my mind and throw it. I move some furniture around too -- with my mind, and otherwise scare the bejeezus out of her. I want to know where she and her family got their powers, because they don't seem dependent on King and his secret serum to keep them. She cries, because she doesn't know. She promises to keep silent about me, but in the end, I wipe her mind of everything that happened in the last three months.

Recapper: I'm so jealous.

Daphne: Right?! When my parents get home from breaking up and making up with their BFFs, I come out to talk to them. I think I'm still dating Lucas, and whine that I don't want to go on our family trip to Brazil. Is that totally freaky, or what?