A.G. and Jimmy are cruising down the street. Jimmy has his cape on again. A.G. is cape-less. Jimmy's super-happy, saying, "I knew it! You're gonna fix my front door before my mom comes home, right?" Right. A lady wolf-whistles at A.G. (do we HAVE to be reminded of how attractive A.G. is all the time?) and says, "Hey Jimmy, who's your friend? I got some Wonder Woman for him!" Go, horny lady! Jimmy asks A.G. if he has a girlfriend and A.G. says he used to but doesn't see her much anymore. Oh, this old song again?
A scary piano starts up as Jimmy and A.G. explore the factory. They come across the missiles, and a bunch of Russian dudes milling around. A.G. says he needs Jimmy to be his lookout and to stay up here, and to scream is anyone comes in. Then A.G. shimmies across a beam and drops down right among the Russians. There's some glib talk, one guy gets kicked, and the other two don't draw their guns and lie down when instructed to, and then in walk the Friendly Neighborhood Gangstas and a guy with a large machine gun. A.G. bluffs his way around, and stalls, and then JIMMY JUMPS DOWN to join A.G.! An FNG yells, "Jimmy!" and then SHOOTS HIM RIGHT IN THE CHEST! THEN the Feds bust in. A little late! A.G. looks really concerned. Jimmy looks really hurt! His mom's gonna have more things to worry about than just the front door!
Roger's in his office reading the ersatz Wall Street Journal, a.k.a. Marketplace. The headline reads, "Grand Empire Announces Merger." Craig comes in, shitting himself. "Did you see this? Do you know how bad this looks? This is awful!" Craig bought 10,000 shares. "How many did you buy?" Roger didn't buy any. Then the phone rings -- its' someone from the SEC, to talk to Craig.
Hospital. Jimmy's hooked up to tubes and machines but still smiles when he sees A.G. enter. A.G. says, "I hear you're a hero who busted up some domestic terrorists." Jimmy says he had some help, adding, "Your secret identity is safe with me. Remember when you were talking about your girlfriend and how you don't see her much anymore? Well, that's how it has to be. Superman doesn't get Lois Lane." A.G. says, "Oh yeah? Well what does Superman get?" Jimmy, Zen master of the obvious, says, "He gets to be Superman." Aww!













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