Interrogation room. Megan confirms that Andrea's email address is Love2love, which makes her the blackmailer, not Tracy, and asks what she has on Brett Chandler. Andrea stares at Don and pouts, "What's it worth to you?" Don frowns disgustedly at her and says she's in no position to deal. "I'm in exactly a position to deal -- I can help you catch a killer," Andrea prims. Oh my god -- she's wearing a tight black knit dress. She's got on spiked heels, and the dress is a sleeveless turtleneck that hits above her crossed knees. If she uncrosses and recrosses her legs, I'm taking an ice pick to my television set. Don wants to know how she found the secret out in the first place. Logan told Andrea something about Brett -- pillow talk, Andrea assumes -- and Tracy told her. "She was really into the twins thing -- thought it made us best friends," Andrea notes with a sneer. "Some friend," Megan points out. Andrea says they didn't even know each other before the surgery, but they were similar types, so the Madam put them together. After that, Andrea saw her opportunity. "So, it doesn't bother you that your 'opportunity' got Tracy killed?" Megan asks incredulously. "Like I said, she wasn't my real sister," Andrea protests, and then sighs that she's getting bored. She tells Don he gets her info only if he guarantees she's not charged with blackmail. "You tell us, or I'm gonna guarantee you're charged with an accessory to murder as well as blackmail," Don says with a smile. Andrea gives him a sassy sidelong look and purses her lips. She leans in conspiratorially and asks, "What good is a secret if you can't share it anyway?" She asks if they know about Brett's brother. All they know is he was killed in a carjacking. But of course it's not the real story, Andrea says. So, Andrea was the one blackmailing Logan? Or did Logan think Tracy was blackmailing him? And that Lee brother, did he know it was Andrea who was his "big earner," or was he also duped with mistaken identity? This episode is hole-ier than a fifty-pound drum of Emmenthaler cheese.
Episode Report CardKeckler: C | 1038 USERS: B-
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