"By the way -- what's the title of Charlie's magic paper, again? 'A Mathematical Analysis of Friendship Dynamics'? Yeah, why haven't we heard what his main theorem is? Can he not at least state in human terms what it means? Wait, of course he can't, because the writers have no idea what he should even say!" the Evil Dr. Mathra screeches, tearing at his corduroy elbow patches. "Even the TITLE sounds too navel-gazing to be something that asserts an actual result, so WHY would any journal accept a paper like this, sight unseen?" I think I'm going to have to use those parental controls to block the show from him from now on.