Gloria: "Fat kids, there is no Michelle Obama for you. Just me, instead. Let's eat healthy snacks and exercise our bodies."
Fat Kids: "That sounds fabulous."

NEWSSTAND

Coop & Thor: Have won wedding money from the fantasy football. Only one of them can legally get married.
Thor: "Can I be your best man?"
Coop: "I'm calling Eddie first."
Thor: "But I got my braces off! Check out how cute I am now!"
Coop, quick-thinking: "No, you can just sing at my wedding instead."
Thor: Falls for it.

NURSE'S STATION

Jackie: "Zoey, what's wrong with your eyes and why are you dressed like Class President?"
Zoey: "I have decided it's time for a Nurses' Appreciation Day party."
Sam: "Don't invite Jackie to your parties. Plus, that party sounds awful."
Zoey: "Just because it's a party in the basement! Doesn't mean it's going to suck!"
Everybody: "Zoey, Underling Appreciation Days are condescending and fake. They compartmentalize what should be an ongoing respect into teddy bears and stupid coupons. This is just one of the many ways you still don't get it."
Zoey: "If we don't celebrate ourselves, nobody will."
Thor: "Kind of right, but kind of wrong."

Eddie: "Jackie, we have a problem."
Jackie: "There is no we."
Eddie: "I think that Kevin might kill both of us."
Jackie: "I think that he is the most boring person and you're wrong."

Eleanor: "I need everybody in Trauma for Patient One. Except for you, Jackie, who cannot be around drugs because you are a giant junkie. And even though Eddie knows this and we've spoken openly about this, the three of us, I'm still going to act cagey and weird."
Eddie: "That sucks that you're not allowed to do your job because of being a huge drug addict."
Jackie: "That sucks that your face because your stupid ass face."

PATIENT ONE

Jackie talks to a taxi driver, who I guess ran over the people. She comforts him, and he goes into some kind of shock. Kelly and Jackie continue their détente of being the two best nurses and respecting each other without chatting about it. Medical words are tossed about.

Kelly: "I'll get O'Hara to bring in a chest tube."
Jackie: "No, I'm feeling powerless and neglected as a professional, so I'm going to do some medical thing I probably shouldn't be doing. Go get me some drugs."
Kelly: "Go get your own drugs."
Jackie: "Go get me some drugs or else. I can't do drug things anymore."
Kelly: "I am amazed by you telling me that, so I will do whatever you want."
Jackie: Chest tube! Whooshing breath sounds! Amazing!
Eleanor: "Hey, nice chest tube!"
Jackie: "I even followed the rules."
Eleanor: "I'm so impressed that you are ten minutes into the episode and you haven't brought anything crashing in on all of us."
Jackie: "Yeah, I'm feeling sort of like this need to prove myself or something."