Coop: "I'm getting married! Why aren't people talking about this?"
Gloria sees her opening, as they discuss the Chapel, to get her saints back. A nudge and a little Fosse jazz-handing, and boom: Coop's convinced that his wedding depends on getting the statues back from Staten Island. And of course, because his entire life is this ongoing attempt to impress a nonexistent audience, he's more than happy to pay whatever it takes. To bribe the Holy Roman Empire, with Gloria in charge. So much amazing.
LET'S TALK ABOUT THE MADAGASCAR LEMUR
For about a hundred years.
Zoey, cute: "I hate the industrialized world! Also, I have a Kindle."
She goes from kinda flirting to full-on, and the guy couldn't be cuter, so it's weird.
Coop, for real: "Hey Thor! Wanna pick out engagement rings with me after work?"
Thor: "I'm still stuck on the whole O'Hara thing and supporting Jackie."
Team O'Hara: "Team Jackie sucks!"
Jackie, appearing: "Stop talking about me."
There's more Doctor Day discussion about the fantasy football stuff, lots of shit-talking and whatever, I don't really understand this pastime, and then Lenny comes in and sees Zoey macking on Lemur Guy, and this:
Jackie: "Zoey, are you flirting?"
Zoey, behind the curtain: "No!"
Lenny checks out the situation.
Zoey: "Kyle is a lemur advocate."
Kyle: "Actually, I collect signatures to halt deforestation. I'm not so much pro-lemur as I am anti-big business."
Lenny: "Yeah, fuck the lemurs. I'm sure they can handle the bulldozers."
Stay out of the cute boy fight! Make them fight for a million years! Zoey admits, after a territorial kiss on the noggin, that Lenny was her boyfriend. They both blush and look away from each other, and though I love Lenny wildly, I must say this lemur advocate is a strong contender.
Eleanor comes in and sits, listening to Gloria -- wonderfully -- shake down the Catholic Church and finally agree on a total of seven grand for the return of all the saints to All Saints.