Zoey: "I think she's inspiring."
Lenny: "She is. But sometimes she inspires fear."
Zoey: "I know."
Everybody Who Has Ever Seen This Show: "WE KNOW."

MILLIONAIRE MATCH-BOTCHER

Coop is sure that it is love because A) He has already decided this, and B) Her favorite book's The Kite Runner. Which is not a sign of love or fate, because it is not 1996, and also: Who wants to date anybody who says that's their favorite book? Yikes. Or I guess the answer is, somebody who that's their favorite book. Other creeps.

Cute Patient One girl randomly sends Coop a friend request which he answers in person, which nobody would ever do and shows a real misunderstanding of like what Facebook even is, and also makes no sense given the transition from the last time we saw her. But hey, the exciting thing about this show is that before you start thinking maybe she's the mystery girl that's right in front of Coop: Bam, hit by a truck.

Coop: "Thanks for being my friend!"

AWWWWWWW

Sam: "Getting stuck with an epi. That must be a rush."

Jackie takes a break from drinking entire bottles of pills and Robitussin long enough to boss everybody around all over the place, but mostly I guess so she can try and kill the mean racist dad with another epi pen. She's like the Greg House of bad decisions: Just sitting there being generally unhappy, and then somebody says or does something and she snaps her fingers and runs out of the room to do or say the thing they just did.

Jackie: "I did a bad thing and I need your help."
Eleanor: "How bad?"
Jackie: "I stuck [Patient Two] with an epi. He thought it was another Novocain."
Eleanor: "As a private citizen I'm delighted. As a medical professional I'm absolutely appalled. Well done, and shame on you."