Something replaced Shea Stadium, and Eddie wants to take Kevin there so they can make out man-style under the blinding bright lights and eat hot dogs and watch whatever sport they do there and continue to stare into each other's eyes forever. I mean, there's a way in which Eddie's Addict Skillz are interfacing with Kevin's Codependent Skillz -- the faulty wiring all around -- that make this whole thing believable and not just straight-up stalking, but it's still funny to see how hard Eddie goes for it. I mean, last year Coop was on everybody's dick and it was funny because of how lonely he is, but with Eddie, it's like he will come to your place of business and sit there all day asking weird questions that make you feel special, and has that thing he has that makes you like him -- that made Jackie fall for him -- and it's like lasers coming at you. Like, everything that Jackie can't do for you.
Jackie sits in the chapel breathing to herself, but overhears Thor secretly eating donuts and rustling the packaging. He swears it's not what she thinks -- donut dust all over his entire body, lying back hidden in a pew -- but she immediately comes after him about the peripheral vision. "Today in trauma with God, I had my hand next to your face for about twenty minutes before you saw it. Also, I just kind of used my Spidey Sense?" He admits that it's done, and that she's the only one who knows -- not even his new boyfriend knows about this particular breakdown. He thanks her for covering, and then offers to show her his shell: They hand-paint them to match. She's amazing about it, of course, and sits back. Clearly, Thor understands the degree to which his habits are fucking him up. No more nagging, now that she knows they're the same. Their faulty wiring.
Thor's opinion on Sam, when she changes the subject: "Well? I think he's really smart. And incredibly cute. And I think he's probably an excellent nurse..." And when Jackie says she doesn't like him, he nods, "Yeah, he's dead to me." Very cute. I wish everybody liked Sam. Or else that he is evil. I like Jackie hating Sam, but not anybody else. I just want to see her to get claustrophobic and limited again and it seems like Sam is the best way to do it. Surround her with smoke detectors, like a magic circle, until something starts beeping.