Eddie: "Hey, are you going crazy in here?"
Jackie, embarrassed and sad but also kind of desperate for a drug connection and also kind of missing Eddie if we're being honest: "Please don't go out with Tunie."
This: Feels even better than Eddie thought it would, because he is gross.
Jackie, popping another magic pill as she reads the dog's tags: "Bingo."
Eleanor: "Okay, fine. Are you all right?"
Jackie: "No. Kevin's being a dick, but whatever."
Eleanor: "We can talk. We've reached that level of reconciliation."
Jackie, holding it together: "Really? I mean, okay whatever."
HOW THAT WOULD GO, ACCORDING TO A PERSON WHO CANNOT WRITE O'HARA'S DIALOGUE FOR SHIT
Eleanor: "Watcha! Here, whence all the bubble-bubble then, my crumpet?"
Jackie: "Kevin followed all the crumbs I'd left, leading him to believe that I was in recovery."
Eleanor: "Which you're not, old chum. Sure as blimey."
Jackie: "Which I totally am not."
Eleanor: "Right. Then 'ow is it Kevin's going arse-about-face? 'Ooo's putting the banger in your mash?"
Jackie: "It's the fact that he searched out my Google history."
Eleanor: "'Ad the old butcher's, innit. Looking for what, Craigslist queues of drug dealers? Google searches for ways to get knackered on household items?"
Jackie: "You're right. I guess I'm just mad that he is happy that I am getting help with my huge drug addiction. I guess that pisses me off."
Eleanor: "Oh, my barmy little moreish. Keep your pecker up, wot?"
YAY! IT'S THE ZOEY RAMPAGE VERBATIM VARIETY HOUR
Zoey: "Advice, please."
Eleanor: "Only if it's about a patient."
Zoey: "Naturally. Strictly professional. Your patient has requested that I give her number to Lenny."
Zoey: "...Okay, not so strictly. But come on, you're you!"
Eleanor: "Uh. Well, let's see. If it were me...":
Zoey: "This is amazing. Keep going."
Eleanor: "I'd burn it and throw the ashes to the wind."
Zoey: (Stares at her adoringly, unnervingly.)
Zoey: "Do you like living in a hotel?"
Eleanor: "Actually no, I'm looking to buy a place."
Zoey: "Shut up! Because I'm moving to the city. What neighborhood? We could be nabes!"
Eleanor, amazed: "I'll... Keep you in the loop."
Mean Sam: "Like you could ever afford to live in the same neighborhood as her. She's rich, dude."
Zoey: "How do you know I'm not?"
Zoey: Immediately admits she's not rich to Thor, then almost punches Kelly in the face for once again sitting in Nurse Jackie's chair. To be honest, I'm starting to kind of hate him for it too. There's taking a stand and then there's just being pointless.
Zoey: "The eagle flies at dawn.."
Jackie: "Excuse me?"
Zoey, ramping up toward insanity: "No, I was just... Spy talk? Look, I don't know what his deal is, but Kelly keeps taking your desk. And I have told him on more than one occasion that it is your..."
Jackie, having realized Kelly is an unknown quantity: "Zoey, it's okay. Go easy on him. He's new, it's fine."
Zoey, to the gum guy once Jackie's gone: "Give me what the lady had... No. Got any Sour Patch Kids?"
Sexy funny Lenny, offering Zoey a housekey-free bite of sandwich: "Boober!"
Zoey, immediately handing over the number without prelude: "This is for you."
Lenny, obviously: Throws it away without looking at it. This whole thing was stupid. You can't go backwards in the relationship just to give us an adorable scene like this, it cheapens everything.