Jessie is backstage at the fashion show. Models have gone missing, and Jessie is stressed out about it. Sure, I can understand that. She finds them upstairs, smoking pot, and she freaks out at them. Hey, sometimes that's what you have to do. She herds them downstairs to where they're supposed to be. We see her fall on some stairs, but she gets back up without having apparently broken anything.

The event continues. Jessie says a few uninteresting words. The fashion show begins, and Camille insults the outfits and keeps up a running commentary. I suppose I can't point fingers.

Sebastian tells us that this year was about quantity, but next year will be about quality: "A smaller number of girls, but really hot ones." Kelli plans to work in the studio a lot. PC comes over to the brunettes' table and asks if "we're all friends". That's PC, Kelli, Taylor, and Camille. Are they all friends? I don't feel like they are. Camille tells us that she plans to be the center of attention next year, because she'll be a senior. PC finds Jessie after the event and tells her she should be very proud of herself. Then he brags to us about how many experiences he's had. And he tells her that he is, in fact, going to a college: Occidental.

PC and Jessie part. And that's it! The show's over!

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