I'll just come out and admit it: I'm 30 years old and I somehow love this show. I haven't gotten sucked into any of the Real Housewives insanity or Top Chef or even Project Runway, but somehow this? I have no idea, but here I am, happy to fill in for Montykins. ...And previouslies: PC was sort of gay, Kelli hired a voice coach, PC was an ass to the "children." Sebastian didn't want to be friends with Taylor after she chose her public school ex, so PC and Jessie take her on as a project. Jessie interviews for a PR internship. The interview process made her feel like a prostitute. And Montykins weecapped it all for our enjoyment.

So, here we are, at ... Fashion Week, apparently. Jessie explains to us what it is in case there are non-New Yorkers watching, because none of us will have ever heard of such a thing as Fashion Week. Jessie says Fashion Week is New York, and she'd do anything to break into fashion. Except, you know, designing stuff. And she's certainly not pretty enough to model. So PR is pretty much the only way to go, other than being rich and just watching (which is the route I'm guessing she'll actually take, despite this show's script). Jessie was the youngest person interviewing at Charlotte Ronson. She says the other interviewees are "a bit pathetic" for having the same amount of work experience as her (read: none). Surprise! She gets the job. Totally not a set-up or anything, either. She starts right away, it being Fashion Week and all.

Jessie walks into the Fashion Week tent, looking for Matt, who works for Charlotte Ronson. She says she's nervous, but mostly looks annoyed. She finds Matt, who tells her what articles of clothing she should take off, since they're not black (it looks like he must have asked her to wear back). She looks around at the other interns, who are all gossipy and friendly with each other. Jessie just stands and watches. There are too many interns, according to accented intern Sofia. Jessie's disappointed at how little there is to do. Matt tells Sofia and Jessie to guard a door. She hates it. So she and Sofia decide to just go watch the show instead. Jessie claims they're still guarding the door, but they're so not. Kristen Bell is in the crowd. Surprisingly, Jessie thinks this internship isn't really for her. She apparently quits on the spot and thinks about other options for her future.