Taylor's waiting for Cole so they can go to a fashion show with PC. Cole points out PC's not even her friend and talks down to her. They try to find PC, as Cole continues to talk smack about PC. Until he shows up with a friend. They're both entirely too cool in their sunglasses. Inside. PC explains that Taylor's mysterious and he wants to figure out how she pulls that off without even wearing sunglasses indoors. Okay, I'm possibly embellishing a bit. Just then, Taylor sees Amanda Bynes and freaks. How. Embarrassing. It's not even one of the good celebrities. PC tells Taylor to be super cool and not freak out if she sees a celebrity. Then they all sit. Taylor still wants to meet Amanda Bynes. They find their four front-row seats for the Jill Stuart show. Cole spots Paris Hilton, but PC really doesn't care. Taylor even talks about how dumb it is to wear sunglasses inside, but then points out that even Paris Hilton's doing it. Right, because she's a celebrity and is trying to hide. For PC, it's just an affectation.

The fashion show starts and we get a weird montage of PC and his shaded friend talking fashion as Cole talks about how tall a model is, or how mean she looks, or how her hat looks like a Mary Poppins hat. PC tries to explain to them that it's about more than the clothes. Taylor realizes fashion is art. And PC feels like he's helped Taylor out, and opened her horizons. Whatever that means. As PC and his friend leave, PC sweetly says "She seems a little less retarded today." I can see why Taylor wants to be his friend. He has so much to teach her about etiquette and class.

Sebastian's also waiting to go to a fashion show. He's meeting Kelli, whom he invited to go with him, since he has backstage passes and stuff. She looks cute, with a side hairpiece and a big shirt dress. Sebastian's not into fashion, but is more excited about hanging out with Kelli. Back in the dressing room, they don't pay attention to the hair and makeup going on around them, but instead talk about PC. Kelli thinks he's a dick, and Sebastian seems to agree, based on how he treated them all at Camille's party. Somewhere else, another of PC's girlfriends talks about how much fun an afterparty is going to be. Turns out his friend is the editor in chief of a magazine called Social Life. So networking is her job, which means tonight will be "insane." Back to Sebastian, who's telling Kelli how mean he was to Taylor when she wanted to meet up last week. Kelli explains to us what happened between Taylor and Sebastian. Then she tells him that he shouldn't be mean to Taylor, because that shows he cares, "So do you care?" Sebastian is sort of dumbstruck, because for all of his making hooking up with girls a habit, he knows very little about caring for an actual girl. He tries to blab his way out of it, but Kelli's not impressed, all "That's fine." Sebastian wants to hook up with Kelli now, and he suggests it to her, but she's all, "Friends." She's not going to be his backup girl. Sebastian thinks Kelli's bi-polar because she flips from flirty to angry.