NYPD Blue

In-Laws, Outlaws - This is sweeps, people. You have nudity clauses in the actor's contracts. So why are you holding out on us? Do you want to make us feel bad? Previously on Blue, we revisited how Ricky started to get the warm...

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8-7
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In-Laws, Outlaws

In-Laws, Outlaws - Looney-Tunes is killed, is it by other homeless denziens or someone closer to the homestead? And, Ricky "goes" "off". Not. PLease try and stay awake.

2001.02.20
2001.02.22
F

Alex Richmond

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8-6
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Writing Wrongs

Writing Wrongs - John gets to baby-sit Theo this week, which means that all the sweetness and treacle you ever wanted from a show like NYPD Blue in is full effect. Sip even goes on a date! With a girl! And oh yeah, two people die, one of them a teenage girl. It's a tender episode, except for the grisly rapes and murders. Awww!

2001.02.13
2001.02.18
F

Alex Richmond

8-5
Recap

Fools Russian

Fools Russian - This Chinese-speaking episode is like that stereotype about eating Chinese: after watching you'll be hungry an hour later. Like, you'll be hungry for that hour of your life back.

2001.02.06
2001.02.12
C-

Alex Richmond

8-4
Recap

Medavoy wants some short people to live

Family Ties - Yes, Medavoy does a little police work and a lot of "comic" "relief" this week, as he works a hotel murder and reveals some of his kinks. Di dumps Ricky. There's a plot too -- a B-plot, even -- but no one really cares.

2001.01.30
2001.02.04
C-

Alex Richmond

8-3
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New cast member! Her ass is no stranger to the small screen.

Franco, My Dear, I Don't Give A Damn - The new ADA is salty, man! She yelled at Sip! And, she was on Baywatch! This should be good. And a cop was shot. That was bad.

2001.01.23
2001.01.29
B-

Alex Richmond

8-2
Recap

Smell the flowers, you hump jerkoffs.

Waking Up Is Hard To Do - Hi! (wink)
My name is Andy Sipowicz! (wink wink)
Can you believe I’m in a good mood? (winkity wink wink)
Look, Kim Delaney’s ass!
(Thanks to Sam Adams)

2001.01.16
2001.01.22
B-

Alex Richmond

8-1
Recap

Blue is back, now with 75% more ass!

Daveless In New York - Yes, season eight kicks off with a whoosh as Denby oozes all over Di and Danny's bare ass gets as much screen time as Medavoy. And Sip? Suffers. For a change.

2001.01.09
2001.01.15
B+

Alex Richmond

7-21
Recap

Saddle up and Ride 'em Out

Bats Off To Larry/The Last Round Up - Yup, Season Seven is over. Done. Finished. Kirky leaves, I think. Ricky hugs Sip. Di doesn't drink. The most important thing that happened is that Baldwin dumps Nicole! Reason enough to watch next year and pray for an ass-over.

2000.05.23
2000.06.14
N/A

Alex Richmond

7-20
Recap

Did Don Die or didn't he?

This Old Spouse - You won't find out this episode. Just wait.

2000.05.16
2000.05.22
D

Alex Richmond

7-19
Recap

Coffee, tea or me?

Tea And Sympathy - The Brits like tea. Cops like coffee, except for the cops the like booze. Everybody loves Baldwin, but only one woman gets to enjoy his ass. And everyone hates her. The lucky thing.

2000.05.09
2000.05.16
N/A

Alex Richmond